Top Ten Prank Christmas Gifts #1
Mooning Santa
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This is my favorite prank Christmas gift. Jolly ole Santa Gives your favorite prank recipient a big surprise. He moons the loser! It's fully animated and has sound
Motion Activated Animated Mooning Santa
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Top Ten Prank Christmas Gifts #2
Rude Rover
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RUDE ROVER - He Sings and Toots Jingle Bells!
This is hilarious Mrs Santa fainted when she opened her Christmas gift from Santa last year. I had slipped this in to replace Santa's original gift. Rude Rover Sings and farts Jingle Bells. Thought the lady was gonna have a coronary. I hope Santa never figures out who that one came from.
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Why is Santa slways so happy?
Because he know where all the bad girls live.
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !
Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws !
Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him !
Who delivers elephants's Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus !
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Top Ten Prank Christmas Gifts #3
Bubble Blowing Santa
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Did you ever wonder what Santa does all year while us elves are slavin' away making all those toys? Well here's what the old fart does. He hangs around (usually in the Bahamas) Blowing bubbles with his butt.
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Top Ten Prank Christmas Gifts #4
Low Rider Santa
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Animated Low Rider Santa
Lately I think Santa is having a mid-life crisis. Look at the Lowrider he bought. When you hit the button it plays "Low Rider" and the under carriage lights light up, and the hydraulics do a merry dance. OK not so much a prank, but I like it! There's not much entertainment up here.
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We three kings of orient are
one in a taxi, one in a car
one on skooter, honking his hooter
Smoking a fat cigar.
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Top Ten Prank Christmas Gifts #5
Mooning Snowman
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Animated Mooning Snowman
Here's one I parked next to Santa's door, so all his Christmas visitors get an eye full off Snowman butt. Bet that'll curdle their hot chocolate.
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Top Ten Prank Christmas Gifts #6
Mooning Gnome
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MOONING GNOME
I hate Gnomes! Except for this one. He bares his butt to all who pass by.Gotta love the guy.
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Top Ten Prank Christmas Gifts #7
Mooning Santa
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MOONING SEYMOUR BUNZ SANTA
Just squeeze the pump to make Santa drop his drawers!
Me and some of my elf friends got a little too much spiked egg nog the other night. We went cruisin' in Santa's Low Rider, with this stuck to the window. Squeeze the bulb and Santa drops his pants and shines a moon at everybody. Whipped that Christmas Grin off the faces of all those little brats on the way to the mall, to see Santa.
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Top Ten Prank Christmas Gifts #8
Yule Doo
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Yule Doos
Ha! Rudolph got a real surprise when he found this shiney tinsel covered hunk of dog doo hanging in his Christmas tree. Wish I could have seen his nose when that happened.
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What you call a man who's scared of Christmas?
Noel Coward
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Top Ten Prank Christmas Gifts #9
Perv The Elf
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PERV THE ELF
This is my favorite elf. Press his hand and he says all sorts of rude things and he gets a bulge in his pants.
* Have I got a present for you....BOING!
* You live in the middle of nowhere surrounded by short guys all year and you'd be horny too...BOING!
* You know, elves aren't short everywhere...BOING!
This is what Mrs Claus is getting in her stocking this year.
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Top Ten Prank Christmas Gifts #10
Santa's Redneck Outhouse
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Santa's Redneck Restroom
I'm slipping this in amongst Mrs Santa's Christmas decorations. Now if I can figure out how to make her believe the old fat guy put it there.
It shakes and makes farting sounds. We recorded Santa in his outhouse and put the phrases into a chip in the out house.
Here's some of the things it says
* FART....Put a bow on that one!
* FART...Ooooo Somebody open a window.
* FART...Do you smell what I smell?
* FART...No problem getting off the ground tonight!
* HO HO HO Special Delivery...FART!
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Top Ten Prank Christmas Gifts #11
I know I said Top Ten. But these are too good to leave off the list. Besides Elves have six fingers on each hand, so 12 is actually 10 in base 12.
Pooping Christmas Candy Dispensers
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Funny Christmas Poo-Pooping Candy Dispensers
The Reindeer are each getting one of these.
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Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were having one of their little father and son chats. Lightsabers drawn and sparks flying.
Vader pinned Luke against a bulkhead and glared into his face, "I know what you're getting for Christmas, Luke," he said, "Ohhh, yes! I know!"
Luke fought himself free and jumped to a higher platform just out of Vader's reach, "How do you know!?" Luke yelled at him, "How do you know what I'm getting for Christmas!?"
Darth Vader shot Luke an icey glare, "I felt your presents."
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Top Ten Prank Christmas Gifts #12
Santa Shoe Prints
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SANTA'S BOOTPRINT KIT!
Santa leaves snow prints in your house!
OK, so this ain't much of a prank. But it is still fun to watch those little crumb crunchers when they get up Christmas day and find Santa's snowy footprints in front of the tree.
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Christmas Wrapping paper
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Funny Christmas and
Holiday Gift Wraps
Can't forget the wrapping paper. This is a great laugh at Christmas parties.
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